Why did I chuckle (and leave it at that) when my hairstylist playfully smacked me on the shoulder and said "You're so lucky you don't have kids. You really are!"?
Why did I decide to pursue a professional writing project on the topic of IVF?
Why has Celine Dion already announced a pregnancy not due to culminate until next May?*
*And, btw, is her p-stick even dry yet?